Joke of the day

0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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I really didn't get this joke but I kind of smiled with my teeth showing proving that it kind of made scene to me. Men always forget things. Like ne-yo when he sang so sick and especially the part bellows:

"Gotta fix that calendar I have
that’s marked July 15th
because since there's no more you
there’s no more anniversary"

And then the remix came out with the female version to prove the theory I have started

Gotta fix that calendar I have
that’s marked July 16th
Cause it seems like you forgot that was our anniversary

Or the other day when I was watching the comedy series according to Jim. Although this is show is practically meaningless and makes no scene what so ever, it's pretty much putting the spot light on the typical taxpaying American wanna be dream couple, who are struggling to keep up with life and the way it is, and yet manage to mock it at the same time. Anyhow, Jim forgot the anniversary and Cherry his wife already knows that, she just wants to show him that he did forget it and so the episode continues and Jim finds a way to smuggle out of the situation he put himself in by forgetting so.

I haven't found any studies indicating so, but I like to rely on my female instincts.
Men Forget Faster than Woman, but unfortunately for them, they pay a lot fixing the mistakes they have done over and over again, and woman always seem to forgive the fact that they don’t care, or at least, the fact that they are human and everyone forgets.

Feel free to convene me otherwise :)

Peace.

Peace.